This is a Blog Update

This is a Blog Update. Well, for some reason I have only updated this blog after going to Masterton. Yes I have been there again, and went to Owens houses n chatted until am before driving home. I was shattered as.For Easter I went up north it was great, I met the easter bunny, who was not impressed as I just about killed my cousin because of driving a high powered jet boat after drinking two bottles of vodka straight, not fun!

Russ is a bastard, as I invited him to my house tonight to be entertained by Owen’s amazing redentions of the escalator song and the ostrich song on the flat’s resident Piano who we have named Ella, but he decided listening to that two bit, hokey whorish American idol judge Paula I look like a pug dog Abdul would be more entertaining.  May a flight of flea infeasted bald eagles peck out his eyes for smiting us!

Owen has commendered my computer and has been stealing all of my bourbon without permission and has taken over my blog entry completely.  I am crying in the corner of the room clutching my chest with one hand and a beer with the other, slowly creeping toward the other side of life, which some people call death.  I can the see the white light now and am walking toward it.  It is very pretty, oh wait now it’s purple.  I shouldn’t have taken that LSD earlier, stupid monkey feeding me drugs

Well, that was interesting.  I am never letting Owen update my blog again

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